holy dive piano bars!

five reasons rose's turn is a spirt of fun port

1. it meets section five, paragraph three, verse iii in the spirit of fun charters - all ports must be a hole in the wall dive with at least one row of track lighting.

2. abundance of gay men takes the pressure off worrying how the spring has turned your hair into a frizz spectacular

3. singing songs normally reserved for shower wailing with a public audience (re: roberta flack's rendition of "killing me softly with his song" and marc cohn's "walking in memphis")

4. watching your friends who can actually sing make their "singing with microphone" debut

5. honestly, any where the bartenders can play the tambourine with one hand and pour drinks with the other is simply out of this world