first mate!

she's funny, loves music and hell - she even pumps her own gas.

she's kristen, our first mate of the week, and she's fantastic!

kristen is best known for her work at the targum reception desk, where she brought games such as "name a band that starts with the final letter of the band i just said" to the business department.

you might have heard of her latest piece, entitled "i own the drive to tenneesee, bitch." she did that with a simultaneous lion from narnia impression, mind blowing i know.

kristen, we salute your tireless devotion to sof commenting and dunken doughnuts caffinated drinks! toot toot!