Mr. Hole: Sugar, that was great.
Mrs. Hole: Chicken Kiev has always been your favorite, silly. More tea?
Mr. Hole: Please. Do you think Jessica will call tonight?
Mrs. Hole: No, she's got her sorority thing at school. Prolly not.
Mr. Hole: It's tough living in the empty nest sometimes. I miss her.
Hon, why is the fridge twice as tall as the door?
Mrs. Hole: Baby—go to sleep.
2 comments:
doughnut holes gotta eat to keep that plump shape, that's why!
if i'd seen this sooner, i might not have eaten those 25 members of their extended family last week--the Powders, the Glazes, the Jellies, the Chocolates, even the newlywed Chocolate-Glazes... i ate them all! i feel like such a barbarian!
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