vacation preparation, sof style!

while vacations are relaxing, preparing for them is one of the most stressful events in the universe (followed closely by being the third person in line for the toilet at a dive bar and trying to keep a four year old from petting a dog).

here's are some tried and true tips for getting your vacation on, sof style!

* a stock of accessories are key, as you will not be bringing your entire wardrobe with you. note the example to the left. not only does this hat provide shelter from the brutal sun, it contains a pocket that will fit the wearer's hopes and dreams. note to self, remember to pack one's hopes and dreams.

* don't just be fun, live in the spirit of fun. don't create an itinerary for yourself - that's what desk jobs are for. use the extra time you have to check out the attractions you'll come to pass at roadside america. sof faves include the mega messiahs and mini-graceland.

* buy subliminally sexually suggestive pajamas. as melvin de los santos says, "you only live once but you pay rent twelve times a year!"

* if your vacation of an international (or extended) nature, make sure to throw a themed party. sof recently attended a surprise party for a relative headed off to egpyt for the summer. decor encluded boxes of treasure, a map of the world and appropriately dressed suprise guests. guess the rumors are true, appreciation of fun is something you're born with!

* there are a lot of crazy travel supplies filling the shelves of your regular duane reade or target. make sure to pick up toilet covers to go and solar showers!