sof don't travel by plane very often (what with the toot toot tug boat and all), but here are a list of items we'll be sad to no longer bring in our carry-on when we fly the Air Hello Kitty:* ice pick (for drink emergencies)
* meat cleaver (for meat emergencies)
* our bow and arrow set (for midflight re-enactments of robin hood)
* ski pole (for olympic training purposes)
* tear gas (for expressing appropriate emotions during sappy in-flight movies)
* flare guns (for attracting the attention of cute passengers on board)
but boy am i glad we can check our:
* starter pistol (for schoolyard races)
* billy clubs (for backyard beatings)
check out the tsa list & let us know what your favorite prohibited item is! (thanks sof first mate dustin for the tip)
6 comments:
wait one minute. are you saying i can't bring my sword on board.
jesus...what's happening to this world.
Yay! i can still bring my "toy transformer robots" on the plane, all is not lost.
Boo! I can no longer bring my "saber" on board, what's a young jedi master to do?
ha, also, i can bring my toy transformers on a plane, but what about my REAL TRANSFORMER ROBOTS? how are THEY going to go on vaction with me?
i'm pretty sure transformers can do whatever they damn well please! and if that's wrong, then i don't want to be right.
I'm very disappointed that I can't take my cattle prod on board as I feel this would speed up my deplaning process quite a bit, however I am much relieved to see that I can bring my cigar cutter along, which would be far more useful if smoking were permitted.
I'm imagining the baby saying the above. really cute.
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