(It Didn't, But It Gave Me a Good Laugh)

Since Beck borrowed my Kokology book for beach reading (the one that was on the ledge in the bathroom...if you've been to my house I know you've read it as you popped a squat), a few interesting titles have appeared on said ledge in its place---books that I had long forgotten like Shel Silverstein's last published title (sadly, not very good and the rhythm is off) and some book about deciphering your dreams that I never really liked very much.
Last night, an "oldy but a goody" appeared. (I don't doubt that Dan has been the acting bathroom book fairy for the past week). In place of my beloved Kokology was the title "This Book Will Change Your Life"...an oversized paperback that I bought senior year of college along with my two roomates as we pinkie swore we'd follow each day, well, "by the book". Until I got to the page about taking a lover...and who can forget about "cleanse your colon" day, which promised nothing less than the cleanest colon on the block with careful DIY instructions that included the use of a garden hose. No thanks. Note to readers: This book is not meant to be taken seriously. Unless of course you don't fear losing pretty much everything you hold dear.
Still, the artwork is the book is hilarious and the instructions are ridiculous. I'd recommend buying it for your bathroom or, at the very least, I recommend you visit the author's website, www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com.

It won't. But that's ok.