Why Didn't We Think of This?

Listening to NPR this weekend, I heard about one of the greatest party games in recent history. MOUSTACHE TV!!!!!!

Start by scoring a Moustache TV kit here.
Tape your moustache from the kit to your tv.
Sit back and watch....when your moustache lands under a nose on screen, you score. Simple as that. If the "stache" lands on the face of a political figure, you score extra points. If you lands on the front of a car and the car looks like its wearing a moustache, you get extra points. It's really quite hysterical and simple, as the kit comes complete with not only a moustache, but also a detailed card w/ scoring system. You can score a free moustache here or you can make up your own scoring outline and fashion a homemade stache for the game, although I recommend buying the kit in the spirit of creative ideas.

We'll def. be playing this on on the SOF poop deck during football season...and you'd better believe that election season will be seeing a few more facial haired politicians this time around.

TOOTOOT.