i've got a brand new pair of roller skates / you've got a brand new key

over here on the ship of fun we've had one thought and one thought only -- roller derby.

we were inspired by jersey city bridge and pummel's call for fresh meat, but sadly will not be able to attend their gathering tomorrow night.

(co-captain's note: the spleens and housewarming parties of the greater state of new jersey require our attendance - this lapse in ability to attend in no way indicates a lack of ROLLER GRRL SPIRIT!)

needed from our friends of fun - skate shop suggestions, tales of bruises on the rink and wagers for how quickly this co-captain gets her ass served to her!