You have know idea what this means for the spirit of fun...

There are so many unsung heros in this world. Somebody had to invent the 6-seater surrey, the pin stripe...and of course...the only game in creation that utilizes three of the world's least threatening implements during a sudden death match (or...dare i say...best out of 3) that is on the level with hand-to-hand combat. Whoever it was that invented the game deserves a funfilled s.o.f. "TOOT TOOT!"

ROCK? PAPER? SCISSORS!? SHOOT!




Slipping quietly behind the frey comes the next generation in passive aggresive violence with the Pabst Blue Ribbon Rock Paper Scissors City League Championship Series (www.rpscityleague.com) Ingredients: Kids facing off with RPS stage names like "Double Dips", "Mr. Strawberry" and "Snacks" (Former title holder) whose pseudonyms no doubt evoke images of days when said names were designated among their hand symbol loving collective---names that leave the rest of us with our noses longingly pressed up against the glass of inside joketown. $1000 grand prize. Pabst Blue Ribbon "trophy" (which is actually a can of the stuff masquerading as a trophy with equal amounts of pride inducing symbolism and low budget hops).



What better than PBR to represent some good old RPS? Not much, friend. Not much.

EXTRA CREDIT: myspace.com/rpscityleague

hoot hoot.