ROCK? PAPER? SCISSORS!? SHOOT!

Slipping quietly behind the frey comes the next generation in passive aggresive violence with the Pabst Blue Ribbon Rock Paper Scissors City League Championship Series (www.rpscityleague.com) Ingredients: Kids facing off with RPS stage names like "Double Dips", "Mr. Strawberry" and "Snacks" (Former title holder) whose pseudonyms no doubt evoke images of days when said names were designated among their hand symbol loving collective---names that leave the rest of us with our noses longingly pressed up against the glass of inside joketown. $1000 grand prize. Pabst Blue Ribbon "trophy" (which is actually a can of the stuff masquerading as a trophy with equal amounts of pride inducing symbolism and low budget hops).

What better than PBR to represent some good old RPS? Not much, friend. Not much.
EXTRA CREDIT: myspace.com/rpscityleague
hoot hoot.
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anyone who knows anything about me knows that i love rps. and pbs. and pbj.
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